We will see how long this holds up. One more year!!
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
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Thursday, July 14, 2011
Paranormal Report Episode 74
If you are in to ghosts, aliens, and other mysteries of the universe; check out the newest episode of the Paranormal Report. You might see something interesting!
Random Reasoning: The World's Filthyness Coverup
It's been a while since I had some Random Reasoning for you. Partly because I have been traveling a lot and partly because I spaced out since my last random reasoning. Being a blogger would prove to be harder than it seems. I guess I will just have to come to the conclusion that not every post is going to be better than the last. Now, since I have gotten my apologies out of the way, let me go into my Random Reasoning of the week. I will try not to turn this in to complaining, but my sincere apologies if it comes off that way.
Over the course of my life I have noticed certain things do not always hold up to be true. I believe that we all have some of these observations, but here are three of mine that may help you to maintain your cleanliness and overall wellbeing.
#1. Any restaurant or buffett that have the words "Fun", "Yummy", "Fancy", etc. in or around the name should probably be avoided at all costs. These are generally terms used by restaurants of the Asian Persuasion. This is a sign that there is a massive cover up going on with the things that are "Annoying", "Distusting", or "Filthy". Unless you were preoccupied upon arrival and you missed the sign, if the asian buffett has pizza and hot dogs, you should probably head for the door.
#2. No matter the amout consumed, you are garuanteed a severe hangover if you drink alcohol that use the terms "Premium" and "Truly Fine" or can be found in the database www.ghettowine.com. A member of this family is MD 20/20, which actually earned the name it's generally known by as "Mad Dog". Morgan David never saw that coming. In case you are wondering "Premium" is taken straight from "Milwaukee's Best way to give you a hangover" and "Truly Fine" comes straight off "An Aristocrat would never drink this." Again this is an example of a cover up of the filthyness.
#3. If you need ask for a key attached to a hub cap to use a bathroom, you are better off behind a dumpster. There are countless reasons why to avoid a bathroom of this type. Most importantly, they are covering up their filthyness with a lock and key. If you use this bathroom you increase your chances of soiling your pantlones. Think about it, you already have to use it bad enough to stop at this dive, then you have to ask for the key, scurry around to the back of the buidling, unlock the door, find a light switch to a burned out light, and finally wipe down the seat in the dark and hope you hit the target. If you have not squirt a little something out, you have a stronger sfinkter than most.
In conlusion, here is a little math for you:
"Fancy Fun" Chinease Buffet + Milwaukee's Best "Premium Beer" + Jim Bob's "not so Kwik Stop" toilet =
Filthy Underpants
Friday, July 1, 2011
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